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    madehimsaycomfychairs:

    atelierevzimus:

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    konoto:

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    lcheeseboy:

    I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

    Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

    uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

    i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

    ROBO-DILDO.

    you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

    Dildobot

    Edward Dildo-arms

    DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

    I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

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    intheshadowsff:

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    kwamejaw:

    Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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    Welpity Welp Welpington

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    you tell crazy stories but has a woman ever tried to kill you ?

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    fuckboirepellent:

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    perfect-melodies-filthy-wubs:

    prettyboyshyflizzy:

    This one girl accused me of cheating for having female friends (which i wasnt fucking or flirting with but was just cool friends I dont wanna talk to a bunch of niggas all day i need a female perspective on things) she was screaming at me for 20 mins straight

    i dont argue back cause im laid back im just like mhmmm mhmmm looking in my phone checking sports scores and on twitter … so at one point she says “was the pussy atleast good my nigga?” i was like “mmhmm that shit was nice and tight”  all of a sudden i heard silence i look up shes like

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    *this is the moment where i knew i fucked up*

    just looks at me like that for like 20 seconds “im like bae im just playing.. im just playing…”  she runs to the kitchen… and starts going in the drawers “im like shawty u needa chill”   im like “im just playing”

    she pulls something out all i see was the light beam reflect off it

    i get a good look i see this in her hand

    im in the couch like

    she starts running towards me so i open the door step outside then shut the door from the outside and use all my body weight to hold onto the door knob, She used to run track in highschool so i think she gon catch me so im like nah im not even gon run and get stabbed in the spine

    she pulling tryna open it lol im in a project type building on the 12th floor man I was standing there for 43 mins shorty aint have an ounce of quit in her. People walking by laughing hearing her screaming at me

    some middle aged lady walked by she was like 50 she was like “mmmmhmmm she caught your ass didnt she”

    im like “ma’am help my arms tired”

    she was like ahaaa nope “call that bitch you was fucking for help”  and walked into her apt

    then shorties mom came out the elevator i was like thank god.. she was like oh lord what u do.. i was like “nothingg ma’am she got a knife i swear i did nothing ” her mom was like “kita put the damn knife down im coming in if u stab me imma beat your ass” i feel the pressure get off the door and i make a run for it i see her try to come chase me but her mom blocks her Im sure i coulda beat usain bolt in a race the way i was running

    she was really gon stab me, If her moms aint come i woulda still been standing there holding the door to this day

    i’ve never re-blogged something so quick in my life. 

    I fuckin love tumblr stories

    lmfaoooo

    cuttlefishgarden:

    thecube42:

    YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

    If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

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    afternoonsnoozebutton:

    Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television (x)

    AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.

    “All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”

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    intpmusings:

    Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

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    scantilycladdad:

    TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school

    (via weezy2k12)

    foodtrucker:

    I was born at an incredibly young age

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    unabating:

    -angel:

    I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

    this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

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    ultrafacts:

    Source

    Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

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    jontronshat:

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    jontronshat:

    when you find a very funny meme

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    when you show your friend the humorous meme

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    and he also has a giggle at it

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    reginamas:

    i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

    and she’s just like

    well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

    (via finchelinthetardis)

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